MAE WEST DOLL

The Island of the Dolls is very creepy place and is situated between the canals of Xochimico, just south of Mexico City.  The island is dedicated to the lost soul of some young girl who died at a very young age.  Her fate came not only too soon, but was also surrounded by controversy.  It was never found out what the girl was doing so close to the water or how she managed to drown. 
Shortly after the caretaker of the island found the body, he found a doll floating in the water.  He hung the doll up in order to placate the soul of the dead girl.  Unfortunately, the girl haunted the man, who kept on hanging these strange dolls all over the island.  After time passed, he realized that the dolls he was placing around the island had become possessed with the spirits of the dead.  This is because the island serves as a vortex into the spirit world.  Once he put a vessel there, it gave the girl a medium in which to travel.  The rest is pretty much common sense.  As he put more and more dolls up, and as the tradition caught on, you can imagine the island became a wasteland of lost souls in the bodies of creepy dolls.  
We visited the Island of the Dolls on investigation.  It is one of the most surreal places that you will ever visit, if you have the guts to go there in the first place.  We were taken by canal boat to the island.  As we neared the island, we could hear the spirits of the dead calling to us from the mouths of the dolls.  They called to us like sirens, begging us to visit their desolate island.  For what reason, I know not.  We took protection pieces with us, so we couldn't fall under any of the souls' traps.  Heads hanging on branches turned and watched us as we made way to the island.  Limbs of dolls reached out to us, as if trying to drag us to the underworld with them.  
We took several mediums and transcendence agents with us, in order to make these dolls.  In order for us to pull a soul through they had to have something to offer us, either in the way of a mystical ability, psychic ability, metaphysical power, or any other number of interesting supernatural characteristics.  They have all come willingly, as they all feel their time on Earth was cut short with no purpose.  These are their stories.  
Mae West has been named 15th among the greatest female stars of all time.  She was born in the late 19th Century and lived a long, productive life.  She passed away at the ripe old age of 87.  During her lifetime she amassed great achievements such as being a very successful actress, singer, playwright, screen writer, and sex symbol.  She was extremely famous for her ability to do impersonations of men, her "So what?!" attitude, and her comedic double entendres.  Born in Brooklyn, she began making a name for herself in local venues such asNeir's Social Hall and Broadway.  Her original stage name, perhaps some of you will remember was Baby Mae.  Later in life she moved to LA, where she would gain most of her success, including her first breakthrough movie performance at the age of 40 with "She Done Him Wrong."  She has appeared in plays, musicals, movies, stand-up comedies, variety shows, and radio shows.  She has attributed, as a writer, through many of these venues as well.
In conjuring Mae West, we have brought her back to her age of perfection, which she considers to be 40.  It is the same age that she starred in her first film, which she insists was the highlight of her career.  You don't have to take our word for it, though.  Mae will tell you anything you want to know.  She is an interesting character and will be quick with a joke.  Her no bull-crap attitude is what allowed her so much success in life and she will be the same way with you that she was with everyone else, with the exception that she is doing it to help you.  She is doing it to help you succeed in whatever you want to succeed in.  In the meantime, she will get up and walk around your house and you might even find her trying on your lipstick.  If you are a man, it is likely that you will come home to find her in one of your shirts walking around the house impersonating some male celebrity.  She has really taking a liking to impersonating the likes of Nicholas Cage, Jack Nicholson, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, and just about any other male celebrity you can think of.
The energies of Mae West will be imparted upon you, when you have her in your home.  She is not one that likes to be held an awful lot.  She kind of just likes to do her own thing.  However, simply having her around will bring her energies to your home, and therefore, also to you.  She is very intelligent and, as such, will bring you a very High IQ.  She herself had a high IQ.  She clearly utilized her high IQ to become as famous of a screen writer and playwright as she was.  This will bring you the ability to be witty, which incites the perfect kind of charm to win people over and make them do what you want.  This intelligence also gives you high creativity which is valuable to anybody who is an aspiring artist, actor, actress, singer/songwriter, dancer, playwright, screen writer, painter, architect, interior designer, or just an entrepreneur in general. 
This creativity will become deep-rooted inside of you, allowing you think outside of the box to become successful in all that you do.  It will strengthen your imagination and she will give you the courage to be as no-nonsense as she was in dealing with her professional affairs.  This will allow you achieve and enjoy high levels of wealth, as well.  She will take pride in your personal transformation, thereby granting you extreme protection powers.  She will remove obstacles form your path, keep bad luck and other negative energies away from you, and will send instant karma to those who try to hurt you or screw you over.  She will send you immortally good looks, as she knows that this, in conjunction with intelligence, is what it takes to be successful in today's society.
 
Mae West was once arrested for writing a play called, "SEX!"  It doesn't come as a surprise that in addition to what I have mentioned, she will also bring you sexual prowess, which is a nice way to say that she is going to turn you into a sex god/dess.  She was the it girl when it came to sexuality of her time.  She was constantly pushing the envelope.  She was quick to be the lady who used her charm and sexiness to get what she wanted.  For instance, she once had a part in a film where a coat check attendant exclaimed, "Goodness!  What lovely diamonds!"  West's character replies, "Goodness had nothing to do with it!"  
Mae West was such a sexual icon that it earned her the nickname, "the statue of libido."  Accordingly, having Mae's doll around will bring you an extreme sex drive.  Whether male or female, she will bring you the stamina of a youth in heat.  She will allow to perform the best orgasms you've ever received, as well as deliver the best that your partner has ever receive.  This includes all facets of sex, which will also give you one up on your oral sex performance!  Her powers will allow you to go harder, better, faster, and stronger than ever before.  You will be able to win over any person you want with your charm, and of course, your sexual supremacy!      
SUGGESTION WHEN BUYING THIS ITEM:  THE CLOTHES ARE VERY OLD, AS THIS IS A VERY OLD DOLL.  YOU SHOULD EITHER WASH THESE CLOTHES UP WHEN YOU GET THEM OR REDRESS HER.  SHE WILL THEN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.
MAE WEST DOLL
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Price $200.00
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