HOORAY... SEX IS ALL AROUND YOU!

HOORAY...SEX IS ALL AROUND YOU! • In an average day your hands will come in contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) • Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. • Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. • In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! • Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. • An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. • At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. • In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. • During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. ** These may seem like really nasty statistics, because the germs passed on are from unknown strangers. On one hand this is disgusting, and on the other it is very erotic! We have two listings for this --- one that will generate a connection that will impart to you the knowledge of whose germs you have come in contact with and one that will shield you from getting these germs! This listing is for the portrayal of pleasure knowing whose sexual germs you come in contact with! To some this may seem odd, or gross, but for others this is sexually exciting and erotic -- noting all the people you see and would love to come in contact with sexually may have just granted their personal juices on to you! This piece is charged to attribute the knowledge into your mind and also let you channel the germs for energies that will grant you extreme pleasure when you masturbate thinking of these people --- as their energies will emit through their germs and grant extreme sensations upon you~ ~The beast will come out of you as you rage through the follicles of the erotic fluids that wrath you. ** Check out listing #:052913014 if you like the thought of being shielded from all the germs and fluids that you unknowingly come in contact with~!
HOORAY... SEX IS ALL AROUND YOU!
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