EEK...SEX ALL AROUND YOU!

EEK...SEX ALL AROUND YOU! • In an average day your hands will come in contact with 15 penises ( touching door handles, etc.) • Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. • Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. • In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! • Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. • An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. • At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. • In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. • During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. ** These may seem like really nasty statistics, because the germs passed on are from unknown strangers. On one hand this is disgusting, and on the other it is very erotic! We have two listings for this --- one that will generate a connection that will impart to you the knowledge of whose germs you have come in contact with and one that will shield you from getting these germs! This listing is for the germ evader --- this will progress an invisible barrier that will shield your body with a lining of what can best be explained as a full body dose of sanitizer! You will not have to worry about all the body parts, and fluids that you would normally come in contact with -- thus often being the root to your sicknesses~! -- Like a fish has protection from its scaly skin, you will have the illustrious barrier around you~ ** Check out listing #:052913015 if you like the thought of knowing whose embraced sexual fluids and germs that you touch!!
EEK...SEX ALL AROUND YOU!
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