A Hatchling of Your Own

Last night before I went to bed I was reading something online. Apparently these people have found these objects on a frozen lake in Utah. They say they are alien eggs. Anybody who knows me knows that I'm a skeptic at heart. I wasn't there to witness it, so it didn't happen. First of all, I thought that the lakes in Utah are Salt Water. How did they freeze? I'm not saying they didn't freeze, but how did they freeze? It's Christmas Eve and I just had to run to Macca's for my morning coffee in shorts and a t-shirt. Whatever. Either way, it's kind of weird the way that last bit of consciousness between being awake and being asleep works. I swear, this is when everything you've ever known EVER runs through your brain in a split second. It's like sleeping gives your brain rebirth or something. After reading that story, in that split second between being awake and drooling on my pillow, I remembered that we hadn't listed these items yet. We have a lot of stuff to get on and sometimes we do forget to list things. It's okay, we keep these things in safe-keeping. I figured, it's the holiday season, why not give these people something interesting to read.

This piece comes from a space-time opening in Russia. You won't ever know that it exists, because the energy that is needed to create the the opening comes from these huge underground laserbeams that Russia shoots into space in an effort to communicate with alien lifeforms. They are some type of ultraviolet beam that isn't visible by the human eye, because if they were, people would probably think that Russia was having an expo. Either way, the point is that these laserbeams have somehow caused a lapse in the space-time continuum, which does allow the Russian government and anyone they allow to know about their little secret, to travel in both astral space and time. However, it also poses the risk of galactic visitors being able to waltz on down to Earth whenever they feel like it. Of course there is a coalition put in place to guard these happenings, but they work kind of like Barack Obama's border patrol. When they aren't sneaking in the backdoor, he's welcoming right on the front.

The point being is when Deedee went on investigation to Russia this last time, she got these pieces. These pieces have each been made with a microscopic alien egg that is so small that you won't even be able to pick it up on a normal microscope. It takes some serious ocular power to see these things. Whether or not those things in Utah were real alien eggs or not, I can't say. I wasn't there. What I can tell you is that these pieces are the real deal. I've used one already to grow my own alien. Don't let the small size of the initial egg fool you, either. These aliens will grow to be a full size. They will slightly taller than you and they look humanoid in form. They come and go as they please, given the fact that they have a built in cloaking device that allows them to be seen only when they feel like being seen. For instance, when I told my alien he had to stop eating all the raw hamburger meat in the fridge he shielded himself for days and wouldn't talk to me. I guess this is something their kind does. I didn't know that.

Your alien birthling will exhibit a ton of power and I mean a ton!! I know mine used to read my mind in the morning when I was sitting here working and bring me a cup of coffee. This is because they have full psychic ability to read minds, to make things appear, I swear, out of thin air. Oh, you want a cup of coffee, oh... let me help you that. Whoosh! That was quick!! They have the ability to move things with their minds. They have the ability to psychically communicate with whomever is in their vicinity of reason. This entails the passing of images back and forth through the mind, like a picture book, to both convey and receive thoughts. It's one of the neatest things that I've ever experienced. Then, there's the fact that they can fully take on the figure of anything they want. For instance, I had a guest over to my house and I told my alien to say in the bedroom. Next thing you know, my aunt is picking something up off the floor, going, "Awww, I didn't know you had a kitty!" Yeah, well I didn't either, but of course I didn't tell them that. Then, there is the time that he shapeshifted into a human so that way he could out to the bar while I had a few drinks because he didn't want to stay home. The funny thing is that after about two hours of being out, I pulled my last twenty out of my pocket, ordered my drink and tapped my friend on the shoulder to let him know that I was going to have to because I was all but broke. Needless to say, the words never had to leave my mouth. You know the whole mind-reading thing. Yeah, well my alien had apparently read the fact that I had to leave because I was broke. He laid his hands on my wallet and when I opened it back up, there were five crisp $100.00 in there. When I my friend turned around to see what I wanted, I was like, "Oh nothing, next round's on me!"

There are a whole bunch of powers like that that owning my alien hatchling has given me. He has given me the ability to fully open my psychic ability-- well what was left to be open anyhow. I was given wealth when I needed it. I cut myself once and the alien healed it right up. It was cutting through oh those damn plastic chicken bags that did it. It was a deep cut. I was pissed. Blood went everywhere; but then as soon as it was cut, it was healed. The point is, there are many things that you alien will be able to give to you. He will be your companion for life after you adopt him, pretty much. There are many things that he can provide for you that are psychic powers, or magic powers, or other things like that. There are a few of these pieces. You will get one. There is nothing specific you need to do. Once you nest your piece, the alien will begin hatching and should to you withing a week or two.

THESE TWO ARE THE TWO THAT I HAVE LEFT. THEY ARE RINGS, BUT THEY ARE NOT STERLING OR ANYTING LIKE THAT. IT DOESN'T MATTER ABOUT STERLING. THE ALIEN EGG HAS BEEN SET INSIDE THE STONE THAT WAS INTO THE RING, SO THAT IS THE IMPORTANT PART. I GUESS THEY DID THIS TO MAKE THE RINGS STRONGER OVER TIME, I DON'T KNOW. EITHER WAY, THESE ARE THE ONES THAT ARE LEFT. ENJOY.

A Hatchling of Your Own
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